Did you mean...?

You know how when you search for something on Google and you mispelt it, red text pops up like did you mean dance flick? Well its actually not very shocking that it would be quick to correct you if you typed in "white people stole my car" with a did you mean black people?

Honestly? This has to be the most insulting thing ever done! If I was the person whose poor car was stolen I would have taken out my prize hockey stick and completely annhialated the vile machine that dared to tell me what I was trying to say! Yes I typed in dane flick, that is exactly WTF I am looking for!

(I know destroying my own computer would be pretty useless, but lets just pretend its the Google mainframe or something like that)

21st Century Kid

I have just been reading about Jaycee Lee Dugard,  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8225621.stm, who was kidnapped as a child and decided not to TTP out of the incompetance of the American police, but I thought today we could try and imagine someone trying to kidnapp an 11 year old today. This is what I came up with: The kidnapper notices an eleven year old girl playing in the park. She is wearing a candy pink dress, pretty little white sandals and has her long blond hair in multi-coloured ribbons. Our kidnapper, lets name him John, sees the little girl's mother leave to go and by some ice cream. Silly woman, John scoffs, this is going to be easier than I thought. He moves in. "Hello little girl. I have a secret to show you, come with me." he says. "What is it then?" she replies, curious. "Come with me and I'll show you." he coaxes. "Are you dizzy blud?! You fink I'm stupid bruv?! You fink you're a badman?! I'm not going nowhere with you blud! You better leave now before I mash up your face blud!" Although taken aback by this sudden aggression from such a sweet looking little girl, John feels he could still take her, she's only eleven after all right? John decides to act fast and moves in to take her by force. The little girl is ready for him though and beats him to it with a jump spin kick in the face, a double poke in the eyes and a final decisive blow to one very sensitive area. John collapses at the little girl's feet regretting ever having spoken to her and with a very small chance of ever having children. "Don't ever come around here again because next time there'll be six of us yeah?" The little girl's mother returns with the aforementioned ice creams. The little girl flicks her hair into place and in reply to her mother's questioning glance she sweetly says in a sing song voice, "Don't worry Mummy, the nice man will be fine, he was just helping me practise my karate! Oh! You got my favourite, rainbow swirls!"

And that my friends is why you should think twice before trying to kidnapp a 21st Century Kid! 

I'm no doctor but...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090825/ten-lethal-drug-levels-killed-michael-ja-c3b52a1.html

Well, well, well. Breaking news! Jacko died of lethal drug levels! No kidding? Like seriously, no one noticed before that he wasn't in tip top shape? The following link will lead you to a HOLLYSCOOP article (don't worry I have also wondered at what made it posible for me to endure even two seconds on that site) about Micheal's rumored illness dated December 22, 2008.

http://www.hollyscoop.com/michael-jackson/michael-jackson-suffering-from-lung-disease_18803.aspx

Tell me how many of you have ever heard about this? I surely haven't! My point is, before Micheal's death, the media really didn't care about him, but now are on a witch hunt to try and give themselves some sleep at night. On the other hand, what was this doctor thinking? I'm no doctor but propofol, lorazepum, midazolam and valium all sound pretty scary to me! Now imagine being given doses of all of the above. Sounds kind of like someone saying there's a fire in my kitchen let me pour oil on it. Its not going out. Maybe I should pour more oil on it. Really? I mean what's the point of spending most of your life in school when you can't even just reason for yourself? In conclusion, no matter who we blame or send to jail, its not going to bring Micheal back. I believe the saying is "Rest in Peace"? 

How do you run so fast?

http://edition.cnn.com/video/?/video/sports/2009/08/23/intv.usain.bolt.cnn

The above is a link to a CNN video where CNN interviews Usain Bolt. The reason for me posting this here is I was just wondering what kind of question is and I quote, "What makes you so fast?" "Did you think you would be this fast?" My question for the interviewer is "How do you ask such stupid questions?" I don't know hey. Maybe Usain just trains everyday and works hard all year, and Jamaica just chose him to run for them because he's a good looking guy or because he was the tallest guy there. Honestly!